July 31, 2005

Vive Le France

Some things on the internet are indeed funny enough to pass on...

Jacques Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from ?Run? to ?Hide?. There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are ?Surrender? and ?Collaborate?. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France?s white flag factory ? effectively crippling their military.

TYPO ALERT: Just noticed yet another typo on the blog. I've noticed my correspondence lately has been littered with homophones and other general derailments of my train of thought. If you see one, email me... I gotta stop doing the blog so late at night...

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May 18, 2005

When Democrats Attack

Nobody move, or she'll charge...

At the Capitol Hill steps for this weeks Democrat Rally For Relevancy...

Note to Democrats - it's one thing to be powerless, it's another to make a spectacle of flailing about powerlessly. The latter reinforces the former.

Posted by MEC2 at 04:43 PM

April 22, 2005

Bid now!

Going once...going twice...

You can find anything on eBay!

Posted by MEC2 at 04:28 PM

April 01, 2005

High Art

Rural America comes alive...

The wonderful Iowahawk blog has another great post, this time with some homebrewed Redneck Haiku. Capturing the magic and madness of small town life, it's worth a gander.

Call it inspiration from my muse, but I was inspired to create my own classics...

Not Mayberry
Drunk in an alley
Sleeping it off, why did we
Elect him sheriff?

Job Well Done
Sweat drips from my brow
Pride in an honest days toil
Here on work release

High Cotton
Bride and groom just wed
Receiving them in fine style
At Cracker Barrel

Cruel Fates
A man's hard work gone
A heartless garnish, cursed
Paternity test

If Loving You Is Wrong
Man and wife joined
Two in naked detail, like
When they were cousins

Gated Community
Drinking from a hose
The neighbor shows his place in
Just a single-wide

Posted by MEC2 at 04:07 PM

October 21, 2004

Voter Fraud

We knew it.

Elections officials in many states have reported receiving numerous dubious voter registration forms. It appears thay have been traced back to a single source. These are some of the documents that seem to be involved:

Posted by MEC2 at 06:44 AM

October 11, 2004

Canada Day Quiz

Can your eagle eye discern the truth?

As noted recently, the Canadian Navy has taken to purchasing refurbished sea craft to join their naval armada. Can you spot the latest entry into Her Majesty's Canadian Fleet?

As Minister of Procurement for the Canadian Navy, Cousin Eddie says - nothin' but the best...

Posted by MEC2 at 08:30 PM

Remember The Alamo

Some items you just can't pass up...

A pair of active duty military personnel were busted at the Alamo re-enacting the famous love scene between Col. Travis and Davy Crockett.

Wait a minute - there was no such scene...

The real stupid part - well, let's be honest, the other really stupid part - is that these two people have just ended any hope of vertical movement in their military career. The armed forces take a dim view of making them look stupid.

I see... KP duty and a dishonorable discharge in your future...

Posted by MEC2 at 07:50 PM

September 21, 2004

CBS News Logo

From the AoP bored-at-work art department...

You've heard of Eye Witness news... say hello to...

Eye Raising news. Where the stories are too tall to be believed...

Posted by MEC2 at 12:36 AM

September 18, 2004

Bush Did It !!

Pretty Funny. Bottom right.

Posted by MEC2 at 12:54 PM

September 09, 2004

Just Another Day At The Office

At least at the CBS News Division...

Posted by MEC2 at 08:09 PM

April 04, 2004

Giggle

Into all serious things some fun must shine, and the politics of unemployment are no exception... link first seen at Andrew's...

Posted by MEC2 at 11:20 PM