July 31, 2005
Vive Le France
Some things on the internet are indeed funny enough to pass on...
Jacques Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from ?Run? to ?Hide?. There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are ?Surrender? and ?Collaborate?. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France?s white flag factory ? effectively crippling their military.
TYPO ALERT: Just noticed yet another typo on the blog. I've noticed my correspondence lately has been littered with homophones and other general derailments of my train of thought. If you see one, email me... I gotta stop doing the blog so late at night...
May 18, 2005
When Democrats Attack
Nobody move, or she'll charge...
At the Capitol Hill steps for this weeks Democrat Rally For Relevancy...
Note to Democrats - it's one thing to be powerless, it's another to make a spectacle of flailing about powerlessly. The latter reinforces the former.
April 22, 2005
April 01, 2005
High Art
Rural America comes alive...
The wonderful Iowahawk blog has another great post, this time with some homebrewed Redneck Haiku. Capturing the magic and madness of small town life, it's worth a gander.
Call it inspiration from my muse, but I was inspired to create my own classics...
Not Mayberry
Drunk in an alley
Sleeping it off, why did we
Elect him sheriff?
Job Well Done
Sweat drips from my brow
Pride in an honest days toil
Here on work release
High Cotton
Bride and groom just wed
Receiving them in fine style
At Cracker Barrel
Cruel Fates
A man's hard work gone
A heartless garnish, cursed
Paternity test
If Loving You Is Wrong
Man and wife joined
Two in naked detail, like
When they were cousins
Gated Community
Drinking from a hose
The neighbor shows his place in
Just a single-wide
October 21, 2004
Voter Fraud
We knew it.
Elections officials in many states have reported receiving numerous dubious voter registration forms. It appears thay have been traced back to a single source. These are some of the documents that seem to be involved:
October 11, 2004
Canada Day Quiz
Can your eagle eye discern the truth?
As noted recently, the Canadian Navy has taken to purchasing refurbished sea craft to join their naval armada. Can you spot the latest entry into Her Majesty's Canadian Fleet?
As Minister of Procurement for the Canadian Navy, Cousin Eddie says - nothin' but the best...
Remember The Alamo
Some items you just can't pass up...
A pair of active duty military personnel were busted at the Alamo re-enacting the famous love scene between Col. Travis and Davy Crockett.
Wait a minute - there was no such scene...
The real stupid part - well, let's be honest, the other really stupid part - is that these two people have just ended any hope of vertical movement in their military career. The armed forces take a dim view of making them look stupid.
I see... KP duty and a dishonorable discharge in your future...
September 21, 2004
CBS News Logo
From the AoP bored-at-work art department...
You've heard of Eye Witness news... say hello to...
Eye Raising news. Where the stories are too tall to be believed...
